ICE is what's wrong with everything

The Ultimate Scapegoat, ICE

You never used to hear much about ICE.

Now, it seems, every social issue, every wrong that needs to be righted, is caused by ICE.

One of the techniques I see the extreme left using a lot is repetition.

They’re great at saying on message, even when there is no truth in what they say.

They hammer and claw, despite facts and figures, knowing the general public isn’t paying attention and is easily swayed by rhetoric and repetition.

We all know that if you tell a lie long enough, it becomes the truth to a weak mind.

If you pursue social media, you will see that ICE is the cause of all our problems.

I bet half the people, even more, who blame ICE for this and that, have no idea what ICE is even doing.

I’m sure, ICE is the reason we have world hunger. I can find science to back up that more ICE would actually improve climate change, but that’s not a popular message with the extremists, so we’ll forgo that example for now.

I’m sure ICE is the reason Oregon’s education rating is number 47.

Affordable housing has to be caused by too much ICE.

I don’t like too much ICE in my whiskey; it tends to water it down, there’s another great example of ICE-related irritation.

I woke up this morning with a slight backache, and the first thing I thought was, “I bet this backache is caused by lack of ICE.”

So I got up and put some ICE on it, sure enough, I felt better, but not cured.

I did another thing the extreme left loves to do: (Stretched it out) I stretched my back to the point of ridiculousness, and sure enough, coupled with ICE, no more pain.

Some will say I’m not taking this whole anti-ICE movement seriously, and they would be right.

Scapegoats and villains are all part of the extreme left’s technique.

There always has to be a bad guy, but not the actual bad guys; they get a pass.

Seems to me ICE is now an excuse for much of what troubles the world.

But don’t worry, once the whole ICE fiasco is over, they’ll find another villain.